My external reasoning was that it was a classic that everyone should see. My internal reasoning probably had something to do with all of the lines that Tom Hanks quotes to Meg Ryan in "You've got mail". "Go to the mattresses", "Leave the gun, take the Cannoli", you know...
Anyways, that started things rolling and we decided to have a Godfather watching party in the new year. But all of us weren't actually sure we would enjoy the movie, so we decided instead to have a "SPAfather" night. A girls night with soaking, scrubbing, nailpolishing and lotioning. You know. At least that would make things bearable if the movie was terrible. And oh boy, the movie was terrible. We hardly watched it until the last 1/2 hour or so. And by that time, nothing in the epic plotline made sense to us because all we had done for the first 2 hours was paint our nails and talk over the movie.
It was pretty much a blast...
The spread: cotton balls, nail polish, files, buffers, cuticle trimmers, bath bombs, lotions, vaseline, epsom salts
The feet soaking tubs for all
The hot, steamy towels, delivered with tongs
Biore strips galore, with Joel saying "Shhhh, don't put this photo on the internet"
Cucumbers for the eyes (also effective for blocking out disturbing scenes of domestic violence)
Gross lotion feet and feet soaking in the background
Nail stickers for french tips, with a tiny glimpse of "The Godfather" in the background. Yep, that's pretty much as close as we got to watching it. Actually, I think this photo was taken during a completely ridiculous scene that led to a discussion about anatomy that I won't go into detail about here, because I don't want to come up on any raunchy google searches. But for all of you who left early, you missed out on a fascinating scene.
I am unforgivably jealous of you ALL. Grr. And that photo with Joel is now my background. Just kidding. Maybe.
ReplyDeleteWe love Joel. Dr. Joel to you.
ReplyDeleteplease promise to do something excellent with the picture of you passing out the towels. please.
ReplyDeletereasonable options, in my mind, include setting it as the background on the computers of friends, developing it and affixing it to the towel cupboard, reproducing it in needle point on a blue towel, or maybe mounting it to something that can be placed under a clear glass jar.
just think of the immense possibilities.