Tuesday 29 March 2011

Wedding Guest of the Week Pt. III

Although I have made it clear on several occasions that Pencil is not, in fact, invited to the wedding, she insisted on nominating herself as a wedding guest of the week.  Ummm, did I just anthropomorphize a dog?  I think I did. UGH. I am gross.

If you can handle cutesy dog crap, then read on my friends...



Q: favourite punctuation mark? Pilcrow

Q: favourite chemical element? Sulfur.

Q: chicken or fish? Both, preferably mashed together.

Q: worst wedding idea you have shared with the couple so far? Your shoes will look better chewed up.

Q: best wedding idea you have shared with the couple so far? Volunteering to carry a pillow on my collar as the ringbarker.

Q: I knew it was true love when __________. Joel pet my tummy and let me sleep next to his head.

Q: I am most looking foward to _______: Sleeping in the car after the wedding.

Tuesday 22 March 2011

A reasonably attractive robot

So, I shut down my trusty old Xanga account this morning.  I figured it was time.  I couldn't help but save this post though...
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today walking around in joel's new neighbourhood, we made a friend when he struck up a conversation at the crosswalk...
 
guy: do you go to university?
joel: yes
guy: does your girlfriend go to university?
joel: no, she works
guy: OH, so she supports you
joel: yeah.
guy: so what do you take?
joel: science
guy: genetics?
joel: no
guy: nanotechnology?
joel: errr, no
guy: oh, well, i'm not worried about dying because they can make you live forever now.  you know, like take your DNA and put it into an attractive robot
joel: an attractive robot??
guy: well, a reasonably attractive robot.  see you later!

Thursday 17 March 2011

Three simple steps

1) Take any random object. 2) Cast it in white ceramic. 3) Watch me drool.

I'm not kidding here.  I have it bad for these white ceramic farmer's market baskets, originally spotted in Anthropologie, but apparently from Jayson Home...

Monday 14 March 2011

Wedding Guest of the Week Pt. II

And the self-elected second wedding guest of the week...Kerry!  She has also graciously offered her gift (a.k.a. carefully refined skill) of floral arranging to our wedding.  Super nice.


Here is a picture of Kerry looking happy.  I think it's a cute picture. I think she was dancing or something.

Q: Favourite punctuation mark?
A: The semi-colon.

Q: Favourite chemical element?
A: Death.

Q: Chicken or fish?
A: Vegetables!

Q: Worst wedding idea you have shared with the couple so far?
A: I only have good ideas.

Q: Best wedding idea you have shared with the couple so far?
A: My demand that they have a reasonable explanation for cutting the cake, since it's such a weird and inexplicable tradition. I accept Bethany's rationale.

Q: I knew it was true love when __________.
A: When "Love is Hell" (the Ryan Adams album) led to love, not hell.

Q: I am most looking foward to _______:
A: Playing an interpretive duet with Leanne at the reception. Yessssss.

Thursday 10 March 2011

House Tour: Part III

If I don't get cracking on this house tour I won't manage to show it to you all before I move out again.  I'm sick today, so now that I am finally up and have cleared the fog in my head a bit, I decided I would post this and make the most of this bit of free time. Oh well, it's more important that I have been enjoying my little reverse penthouse, right?

To recap: Here is the place before I moved in, the entrance, and the bathroom

Now the kitchen. Joel and I painted it together before I moved in, which was a vast improvement over the yellowed-over-time look that the paint had before.  As well, I am obsessed with this vintage aqua colour, so it was fun to finally be able to slap it up on the walls somewhere.

It's a pretty big kitchen for a one-bedroom place, although not a lot of counter space.  Below you can see the stove, with the fridge to the left of it.  The door to enter my place is further left from there.


And here you can see my little window, which looks out on a view of underneath the deck!  Ha ha.  Oh well, it's surprising actually how much light gets in there.


There is another, bigger window over by the table, so that's nice. Here you can see my mix and match chairs paired with a table that I scrounged from my sister in law.  It actually was one of the farm tables from my mom's side of the family, so that's fun to have. And to remedy the hideous 90s light fixture, I suspended three IKEA paper lanterns around the fixture so obscure the view of the glass and metal track light.  Works for me, although Joel is constantly hitting his head on them.  Good thing they are paper and don't hurt.


A zoomed in view of the table...

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And another view that shows the sink and the amazing pantry to the right!

And here are shots of two of my favourite finds for my kitchen.  These canisters have a little chalk board label that is pretty much adorable.  I found them at Winners downtown on my lunch break. I got there a lot and it's always a crapshoot whether you are going to find anything cute.  I think I like that about it because it sort of feels like thrifting. Even though it's totally not.

And these cute little caddies are thrift scores.  I found them at Value Villages in different cities, but they were these identical wooden boxes painted dusty pink.  I painted them white and now they are adorable and useful. I have no idea what they are for, but I use them to hold jars of oats, brown sugar, quinoa, rice, protein powder, etc. And I have a few ideas of how to use them for wedding decor. 



So, that's the kitchen.  And it only took me 8 months!

Monday 7 March 2011

Featured Wedding Guest of the Week

In a stroke of brilliance during a skype chat, Natasha and I decided I should have a semi-irregular blog segment called `featured wedding guest`.  Mostly because we thought it would be fun to post a dumb Q&A.  Like most ideas we have during skype chats, I`m not exactly sure where this one began, but see below to find out where it ended.

Featured Guest: Natasha, friend and wedding guest extraoirdinaire
Age: 27
Status: Single, and a real catch as long as you like diet coke
Location: Seattle
Friends since: The year 2000. Happy 11th friendship anniversary Tash
Other things of note: Very generously has donated her artistic abilities to our wedding invitations. Because she is artistic.  And wonderful.  And attractive. And available.


Question and Answer

Q: Favourite punctuation mark?
A: The ampersand followed closely by the asterisk.

Q: Favourite chemical element?
A: Uranium.

Q: Chicken or fish? 
A: Chicken.

Q: Worst wedding idea you have shared with the couple so far?
While I can't think of any at the moment I know Bethany will come up with many. Oh wait, how about the 'thank you' photo idea I posted on her wall?

Q: Best wedding idea you have shared with the couple so far?
Get married before you're showing, ha. Wait, kidding.

Q: I knew it was true love when __________.
Joel put on a face mask over his beard to get in on our girl's Spafather night.

Q: I am most looking forward to _______:
Busting moves to Justin Bieber at the wedding.